Across the street at a 7-Eleven, a banner waves over the door to promote the most recent Pokémon movie, but that’s currently at every one of the convenience stores throughout Japan. The Pokémon logo isn’t displayed anywhere in the lobby, and Pokémon Go’s nearby PokéStops don’t offer any hint of the studio’s existence. It's both a laughable and a worrying look into the fact that if we had Pokemon in reality, we would also need a whole host of specialized police units.Gazing up at the orange Carrot building in Setagaya, Tokyo, you would have no idea it was the home of Game Freak, the developer behind one of the world's most popular video game franchises. Psychic Adventurewas created by an ostensible adult, but the sex scenes read like they were written by a teenager who insists that yes, he's totally had sex, and is in fact so awesome at it that the scene where you pleasure eight women at oncewas inspired by his real-life exploits. In a bold attempt to fight stereotypes, though, only a mere 80% of the users have avatars of big-breasted anime characters instead of the expected 100%. Incredibly repulsive premise aside, the game's pixelated nude sprites and "Holy shit, you're taking a girl's bra off, dude!" writing have all the raw eroticism of a calculator displaying "BOOBS."And thanks to the terrible magic of the internet, you can express what kind of rape you'd like to see added to the next version on a forum. You can even level up your Pokemon to take your sexual assaults further, in a classic example of a gameplay loop. But Pokemon Psychic Adventure boldly asks the question that the cowards at Nintendo will not: What if the player was the horrific asshole that Pokemon has long lacked? EViLGRiN Even the world's criminals resist using the 21-foot-tall serpents they carry around in their pockets to smash open the walls of banks and devour the security guards. 5 Pokemon Psychic Adventure, For Fans Who Want To Commit Sexual AssaultĪs a family friendly franchise, Pokemon has long glossed over the fact that any kind of dispute would certainly go awry if one or both parties had immediate access to slavishly obedient dragons.
It turns out there's a vibrant scene of fanmade Pokemon games that allow players to explore new regions, catch clever new monsters, and occasionally do sex crimes.
If Detective Pikachu isn't satisfying their need to take their old hobby in strange new directions, there are some some dedicated fans and creators out there eager to help. Pokemon fans who have been around since the original games are now old enough to see articles scolding them for not saving more for their retirement.
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